Comments on: Boys and girls are different. Fact.

By: helloitsgemma

helloitsgemma — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:34:48 +0000

on-line shopping. They deliver but possibly the deliver person might be a man with a willy.

By: Molly

Molly — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:59:07 +0000

Is this what I have to look forward to?! *gulp*

By: Molly

Molly — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:58:36 +0000

Your girls sound hilarious – I’d love to see you lot at a supermarket. It’d make me feel far better about my own “WILLY” shouting child! xx

By: Hollie Smith

Hollie Smith — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 14:06:55 +0000

Ha ha! This reminds me of how my friend used to insist on using the ‘right terms’ for the various, um, parts, which lead to her then two-year-old daughter calling the lady bit a ‘china’ – and bringing fresh meaning to phrases such as ‘me old china’, ‘china in your hand’ and ‘bringing out the best china for the guests’, etc…!

By: Middle-Aged Matron

Middle-Aged Matron — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 13:54:27 +0000

I hoped that the fact I have a boy and a girl who are always bathed together would solve this difficulty, but unfortunately both are still as fascinated by gender differences as ever. And I know many a grown woman who shares your daughter’s ambiguous opinion of the male member!

By: Ghislaine Forbes

Ghislaine Forbes — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 09:28:53 +0000

I can hear and see little madam saying this. There is no way of distracting her once she’s got the bit between her teeth! She wouldn’t let go once her da da had mentioned buying her a green ice lolly. It came up at 2.30 am and again at 4.30am between sobs of “go downstairs.” She was finally satisfied with an orange ice lolly the next day, then shut up. Love ma x

By: jo

jo — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:10:37 +0000

This is why I do online shopping and they bring it to me. AND it’s a different driver every week if H happened to say anything slightly embarrassing. It’s safer!!

By: Kate

Kate — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:07:40 +0000

Small children will ALWAYS choose the Supermarket to embarrass the unmentionables out of you…..my Eldest, during a nice chat with the checkout Lady, informed her “We’ve just been to the Drs and he looked at Mummies BOTTOM…..he said it was very nice!!” whilst the Middle one skipped round Asda chanting “COCK-PORN” at the top of her voice because she thought she was being clever, reversing the starting letters for POPCORN!! It was easily a fortnight before I managed to go back…….

By: Spencer

Spencer — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:04:56 +0000

hahaha. Brilliant. Thank your daughter for making me laugh. I can happily laugh at your expense now that my youngest is old enough not to ask anymore. Though what we do now get is “how do you stop having kids”. That was a couple of weeks ago in a store. Lady next to us smiled and said “That is your conversion for the weekend then”. Followed by that feeling of being completely lost for words.