There’s nothing like being brought back to earth by a brutally honest three year old. This particular three year old goes by the name of Arthur and lives next door.
A week has passed, but the harsh reality of his words still rings in my ears.
Arthur: “Um. Molly? Did you know something? Did you know that when I was a baby I drank milk from my Mummy’s boobies?”
Me: “Yes, I did know that. And when Frog was a baby she drank milk from my boobies too.”
Arthur: “Oh”, (eyes me up and down suspiciously) “Are you sure?”
Me: “Yes. Very sure. When Frog was a baby she drank milk from my boobies. Just like you drank milk from your Mummy’s boobies.”
Arthur: “Oh. OK. Um…So where are your boobies now then?”
I suppose it’s time to invest in a padded bra. *Sigh*
haha, I love Arthur!
He’s a character! x
Oh dear – brutal aren’t they? (Couldn’t help a chuckle though – sorry!) A few days ago my daughter pointed to me and said “Mummy got boobies” then pointed to her Dad and said “Daddy got boobies” Daddy has been doing push ups religiously ever since!
Hilarious! Oh to have the honesty of children. You can’t beat it.
haha oh dear!
I know – he doesn’t mince his words!
Hahahaha! It can go in the other direction though and the grass is always greener!
Ha ha, thats brilliant! xx
Must admit, I did laugh at the time. x
At least you don’t live with him! I have quite a complex about a few things!
Ha – can imagine! x
Fabulous! Love it! Are you coming to Britmums ‘cos if so I’ll let you have a go on the scientific bra my mother bought me!
Alas, I won’t be there. Have a work event I have to do on the Sunday and it’s F’s birthday next week, so we’re planning a quiet family celebration before the “big” party the weekend after! Have a brilliant time. Jealous of your bra!
I am ROFL! Properly! You are linking this to Wot So Funee tomorrow arent’ you!!??!!
I will. It was a very funny moment!
I do hope you don’t mind but I repeated it at school this morning and the whole playground fell over
Ha – good to know the story’s been made full use of! xx
Ha! and Awwww!!! Kids, eh?
You can’t beat kids for honesty!
At least small boobs can’t sag…
You’d be surprised…
I love Arthur…. X
He’s a little comedian. x
Arthur’s destined to be a boob man then..?
Most definitely!