Mother's Always Right » funny things children say http://www.mothersalwaysright.com If not, ask Gran Mon, 15 Sep 2014 09:27:19 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.9.2 The brutal truth http://www.mothersalwaysright.com/brutal-truth/ http://www.mothersalwaysright.com/brutal-truth/#comments Mon, 18 Jun 2012 17:15:17 +0000 http://www.mothersalwaysright.com/?p=2602 There’s nothing like being brought back to earth by a brutally honest three year old. This particular three year old …

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There’s nothing like being brought back to earth by a brutally honest three year old. This particular three year old goes by the name of Arthur and lives next door.

A week has passed, but the harsh reality of his words still rings in my ears.

Arthur: “Um. Molly? Did you know something? Did you know that when I was a baby I drank milk from my Mummy’s boobies?”

Me: “Yes, I did know that. And when Frog was a baby she drank milk from my boobies too.”

Arthur: “Oh”, (eyes me up and down suspiciously) “Are you sure?”

Me: “Yes. Very sure. When Frog was a baby she drank milk from my boobies. Just like you drank milk from your Mummy’s boobies.”

Arthur: “Oh. OK. Um…So where are your boobies now then?”

I suppose it’s time to invest in a padded bra. *Sigh*

 

 

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