180 Stupid Jokes To Make Kids Laugh

Are you looking for some stupid jokes to crack up your children? Look no further, as you have landed on the right blog!

Kids get bored easily if they are not engaged in some activities throughout the day. But it is easier to engage them and keep them entertained through a mix of things. One such thing is telling them jokes.

You might be a parent or a teacher looking to sprinkle a dash of laughter among children through silly jokes.

The following list of jokes is perfect for kids, and it will bring a smile to the faces of grown-ups as well.

Without further delay, let us delve into the world of giggles and laughter!

List Of Stupid Jokes For Kids

1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
2. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
6. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
7. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
11. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
12. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator.
13. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
14. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador.
15. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
16. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
17. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
18. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
19. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
20. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
21. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
22. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
23. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
24. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
25. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
26. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.
27. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries.
28. What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
29. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s “R” but his first love be the “C”.
30. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
31. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
32. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
33. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
34. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
35. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.
36. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
37. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
38. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
39. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
40. What has a neck but no head? A bottle.
41. What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
42. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
43. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
44. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
45. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
46. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
47. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
48. What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot.
49. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little ant-bodies.
50. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
51. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
52. Why did the cow start a band? Because it had the drums!
53. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
54. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
55. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
56. Why did the kid throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!
57. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king fish.
58. Why was the broom late? It over swept!
59. Why did the man run around his bed? To catch up on his sleep!
60. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets? They might crack up.
    
61. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
62. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
63. What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel.
64. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
65. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
66. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
67. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
68. What do you call an old snowman? Water.
69. Why did the girl bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
70. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend.
71. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
72. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
73. How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
74. Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop.
75. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
76. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
77. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
78. What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.
79. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!
80. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
81. Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? Because it was cultured.
82. What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pupperoni.
83. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
84. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
85. Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long!
86. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
87. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
88. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
89. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
90. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
91. Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice!
92. Why did the kid bring a ladder to the library? He wanted to reach the high books!
93. What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry.
94. Why did the soccer ball take a break? It was kicked around too much!
95. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
96. What kind of room has no doors or windows? A mushroom.
97. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow? To have sweet dreams!
98. Why did the robot go on a diet? It had too many bytes.
99. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
100. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
101. Why did the computer get cold? It left its Windows open.
102. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
103. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
104. How do mountains stay warm? They put on their snowcaps.
105. What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!
106. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
107. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
108. How does the ocean say hello? It waves!
109. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
110. What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk- shake!
111. Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
112. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
113. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
114. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
115. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
116. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
117. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
118. How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water.
119. What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
120. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
     
121. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
122. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
123. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
124. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
125. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
126. Why was the broom late? It over-swept!
127. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
128. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
129. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
130. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
131. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
132. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the nerves.
133. How do you catch a school of fish? With bookworms.
134. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
135. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
136. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
137. What did the digital clock say to its mother? Look, Ma! No hands!
138. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung
139. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watchdog.
140. Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up some pants!
141. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf? A frostbite.
142. Why did the bubble gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
143. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.
144. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
145. What do you call a dog in the sun? A hot dog.
146. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
147. What do you call an everyday potato? A commentator.
148. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
149. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
150. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
151. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
152. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
153. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
154. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
155. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
156. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
157. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon.
158. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make liquid assets.
159. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
160. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow? To have sweet dreams!
161. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
162. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the corn has ears.
163. How do mountains stay warm? They put on snow caps.
164. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
165. Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
166. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
167. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
168. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? “Dam!”
169. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
170. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
171. What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
172. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
173. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
174. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
175. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
176. What did the digital clock say to its mother? “Look, Ma! No hands!”
177. What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.
178. What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
179. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
180. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? A chilly dog.

Summing It Up

Telling a joke to kids can be tricky as they may or may not get it. But the above list of stupid jokes is perfect.

The above list is wholesome and can be understood by kids. Not just kids, these jokes will bring a smile to grown-ups too!

With wordplay, each joke is a silly one, aimed to make kids laugh and giggle.

Use these jokes in classrooms, parties, or just about anywhere to make kids splatter with joy.

In the comments section below, tell us which joke is your favorite!