130+ Wedding Puns That Will Make Guests Laugh

Planning a wedding speech can feel overwhelming.

You want to make people smile and break the ice, but finding the right mix of heartfelt moments and humor isn’t easy. The pressure to be both funny and appropriate can leave you staring at a blank page.

Don’t worry – puns are your perfect solution.

These light-hearted wordplays can warm up any crowd and add just the right touch of fun to wedding speeches, cards, or social media captions. They work because they’re simple, clean, and relatable to everyone.

This collection brings you over 130 wedding-themed puns that guests will love.

From sweet toast openers to clever cake-cutting quips, you’ll find the perfect play on words for every wedding moment.

Let’s look at these marriage-minded jokes that will get everyone grinning.

Love and Romance Puns

1. I’m “knot” kidding, you two are perfect together.
2. Let’s tie the knot and never “rope” apart.
3. You’re my better “halves.”
4. Love is a “marriage” of hearts.
5. You’re the “icing” to my wedding cake.
6. You had me at “I do.”
7. This love is “ringing” true!
8. Two hearts “beating” as one.
9. It was “love” at first sight.
10. A love story “written” in the stars.
11. You’re my “once upon a time.”
12. “Happily ever after” starts here.
13. Love “bloomed” at the altar.
14. Your love is “gown”-ing strong.
15. “Veil”-come to your forever.
16. A match made in “heaven.”
17. I’m so “engaged” in this love.
18. Love at first “site” (wedding venue pun).
19. You two are “married” to perfection.
20. You’re the “sparkle” in my diamond ring.
21. “Loving” every moment of this day.
22. Two hearts “linked” together forever.
23. You’re “wedding” me speechless!
24. Together, you’re the “perfect match.”
25. Marriage: where “love” meets adventure.
26. “I dew” forever with you.
27. Two souls, one “heart.”
28. “Hitching” a lifetime of love.
29. You’re my “better half” forever.
30. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my “favor”-ite.

Wedding Ceremony Puns

31. Time to “ring” in the celebration!
32. The aisle is where dreams come true.
33. A “veil” of perfection.
34. It’s a match made at the “altar.”
35. Let’s “celebrate” their love story.
36. Today’s the day we all “say yes!”
37. Walking down the aisle with “style.”
38. This day is “bridalicious.”
39. Let’s raise a “toast” to the couple.
40. “Gown”ing moments of happiness.
41. The couple said “I dew.”
42. This love is the “real deal.”
43. A perfect “fit” at the altar.
44. From “Miss” to “Mrs.” – happily ever after!
45. A day filled with “marriage magic.”
46. We’re all “witnessing” history here.
47. “Laced” with love and happiness.
48. The perfect day to “tie the knot.”
49. The “vows” were breathtaking!
50. Walking into forever with “style.”
51. Let’s “clink” glasses for love!
52. “Flower” power at its best.
53. “Petals” of love lined the aisle.
54. Wedding bells are “ringing.”
55. The “union” of a lifetime.
56. They’ve found their “plus one.”
57. A wedding day is “pitch-perfect.”
58. “Corsage” your dreams come true.
59. The “guest list” of dreams.
60. “Menu” for a day of love.

Reception Puns

61. Let’s dance the night “a-wedding.”
62. A “cake-tastic” celebration.
63. Cutting the cake, but not the love.
64. “Forks” up for the happy couple!
65. The bouquet toss was a “hit.”
66. Champagne is the “bubbly” of love.
67. Love is on the “menu” tonight.
68. A “dishing” celebration of love.
69. Let’s “wine” and dine!
70. This love is “pitcher”-perfect.
71. Grab your “glasses” and toast!
72. A “roast” of true love.
73. “Dancing” through forever.
74. The DJ is “spinning” magic tonight.
75. The centerpiece of love.
76. Dinner was served with a side of “romance.”
77. “Cheers” to love everlasting.
78. “Table” the worries, dance away!
79. “Party” like there’s no tomorrow.
80. This love deserves a standing “ovation.”
81. A reception full of “firsts.”
82. The “sweetest” dessert table.
83. We “catered” this for perfection.
84. A “feast” for the ages.
85. “Toast”-ing to the perfect night.
86. Let’s keep the love “flowing.”
87. A night “buzzing” with romance.
88. Love on the dance “floor.”
89. Let’s “ring” in forever.
90. The “icing” on the perfect day.

Funny Wedding Puns

91. He stole her heart; now she’s stealing his last name.
92. Love is all “s’mores” today!
93. Let’s not “wine” about this perfect day.
94. Don’t “leaf” before the bouquet toss!
95. “Lettuce” celebrate!
96. You had me at “halo.”
97. It’s a “match” made in heaven.
98. You’re my “better half-baked.”
99. They’re a “suite” couple!
100. Let’s have a “bride-alicious” time.
101. The couple’s chemistry is “marriage material.”
102. Love: now available in “forever” size.
103. Who needs “bachelorhood” anyway?
104. Let’s “taco” ‘bout love.
105. This marriage is “nacho” average love story.
106. Love at first “slice.”
107. It’s the “grape-est” day ever!
108. “Shell” we dance?
109. A “latte” love is brewing.
110. “Cereal-sly” the best couple.
111. “Knot”-ting but love here.
112. It’s “mint” to be!
113. Together, they’re “brew-tiful.”
114. “Olive” this wedding!
115. These two are “soda-lightful.”
116. It’s love “un-leashed.”
117. Let’s make this day “paw-some.”
118. It’s a “barking” good time.
119. This wedding is “purr-fection.”
120. It’s a “tail” as old as time.

Miscellaneous Wedding Puns

121. You’re the “gem” in my band.
122. “Ringing” in happiness together.
123. Let’s “vow” to celebrate love.
124. “Hitting” the jackpot with this love.
125. We’re all “wrapped up” in this love.
126. “Branching” out to forever.
127. You’re the “root” of my happiness.
128. Love is the “glue” that binds us.
129. This day is “un-veiled.”
130. It’s the “groom’s” best day ever!
131. Let’s not “bride” ourselves.
132. You’re my “anchor” in the storm.
133. Love is the “harbor” of happiness.
134. Two hearts “anchored” in love.
135. A “shoelace” knot to never untie.
136. Love on “board” forever.
137. “Planted” in each other’s hearts.
138. This “garden” of love is blooming.
139. Today, they “planted” their forever.
140. It’s a “vine” wedding!

Conclusion

Adding humor to wedding speeches doesn’t need to be complicated.

Puns offer a gentle, family-friendly way to make everyone smile while keeping the atmosphere warm and celebratory. They help break the ice and create memorable moments that guests will remember fondly.

From toast openings to cake-cutting comments, these plays on words fit naturally into any part of the celebration.

They work because they’re simple, sweet, and bring people together through shared laughter.

Ready to try these puns at the next wedding? Start with one or two that match your style and the moment.

And if you’re looking for more wedding speech tips, check out our guide on crafting the perfect toast.

Share your favorite wedding puns in the comments below – we’d love to hear which ones made your guests laugh!